Welp it’s time for me too go to bed, soo night everyone

Your life will improve tremendously by eliminating these simple mistakes from your daily lives!

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SO THATS WHY IM STILL FAT AS HELL

I’m doing about 90% of these omg

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laugh-addict:

You go like:

And go back like:

staybruuutalandsmilee:

worst physical pains

stepping on a lego

stubbing your toe

touching a curling iron

getting shampoo in your eyes

spilling lemon juice on a paper cut

getting stabbed 47 times

burning your tongue

sitting on a hairbrush

getting bit by an ant

one of these is not like the rest